At first I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body.
Then I was born
– Waiter, is my beet salad ready? ? ?
– He’s at his residence…
– What song do they sing to The Incredible Hulk on his birthday?
– Happy Green.
I prayed to Mecca all day, but my back pain didn’t go away.
If a madman chases a hurricane, is he insane?
-I stole three shock absorbers at work yesterday
-what happens?
-They gave me a 3-month suspension.
Are you still with Bullet Man?
No, this is an aerial shot.
Doctor, is gallbladder surgery expensive?
I don’t know, I haven’t calculated it
I’m trying a slimming cream and the pastry machine isn’t working
Hey, are you still dating that mare?
No, I’m not willing to trot anymore.
Is your friend still in a cult?
No, he retired.
go through?
made a lot of sacrifices
I grew up in one of the highest crime areas in the city.
There are 2 banks, 3 ministries and 20 offices of representatives and senators
Do vegans only eat the soles of feet?
When a vegetarian dies. Will it be reincarnated or reborn?
– Sir, that man is eating garbage from that thing I don’t know the name of.
– Container?
– No, with my hands.
-Yesterday I bought a book about gastroenteritis.
-did you like it?
-No, I sent it back.
A tourist said to a villager:
-This area must be very healthy, right?
-There is no healthier place than this: tell him we must kill someone to inaugurate the cemetery.
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Martin Karam
Radio 2 reporter