“Barbie”, the new trailer for the film and the 17 thoughts that inspired us

Barbie: 17 thoughts on the new movie trailer. From Margot Robbie’s mules with pompoms to Ryan Gosling’s hair

I rarely watch a movie trailer to get a taste of what’s to come. In the case of Barbie by Greta Gerwig, however, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to make an exception. The thing is, with his re-reading of Little Women, in 2019, the one with Saoirse Ronan, Emma Watson, Florence Pugh, Timothée Chalamet and Meryl Streep, to be clear, the director conquered me. As far as I’m concerned, you could direct a three-hour magnum opus on how cardboard is made, and I’d do anything not to miss it. I think I could see it even more times. Imagine if, as in this case, it is a film that promises to be engaging and which boasts, moreover, a stellar cast, which includes, among others, Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Hari Nef, Issa Rae and Michael Cera. So I succumbed to temptation and, yes, looking forward to the arrival of Barbie

17 reflections on the new trailer of Barbie

1. God, I love to see the Warner Bros logo turn pink!
2. Barbie Land? I.e. that super-faux plasticky place where the lead singer of Aqua took a drive with Ken, she had a pool party and ended up losing an arm, all while obsessively chanting I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world?
3. Oh, Barbie’s shoes! We absolutely have to bring back mules with a pink flamingo pom on the toe.
4. I actually wore a pair on Halloween to complete my robotic housewife costume, and I have to say they were awfully uncomfortable, but still…
5. A beach with pink sand? Is this a Lana Del Rey song by any chance?
6. Ryan Gosling platinum blonde has the air of someone who is going through a separation and is in a moment of particular emotional fragility. Adorable.
7. The candy-pink vision of a city like Los Angeles (I think?) is really nice, but it surprises me that there are freeways. I thought it was a utopia.
8. I’m realizing that Gosling’s hair is more bluish-white than platinum, making him look vaguely like a cross between Ken (the doll) and an alien.
9. Will this movie finally proclaim a disturbing truth, which is that everyone in the Barbie universe has no genitals? Those smooth areas baffled me as a child.
10. Hey, it’s Will Ferrell!
11. Gosling winking and chewing gum in a denim vest has a lesbian side which, I don’t know why, I like.
12. Oh wow, looks like all the hottest guys in Hollywood are in this movie.
13. How does Robbie even look good in a beret (pink, ça va sans dire)?
14. Michael Cera as a sneaky redhead: um, interesting…
15. There’s a good chance that the expression “Nobody should kill anyone” will become part of our cultural lexicon.
16. I will go see this movie four times.
17. At least.

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This article was originally published on American Vogue.