“The Dolce Vita Returns” was the shameless headline at the opening of the Bulgari Hotel in Piazza Augusto Imperatore. A few months have passed, and now: life is still sweet, yes, but spoiled. Bandana and stilettos, she, with snow-white big toes and timeless Chanel. She’s face-to-face with him: Bermuda shorts and a Missoni shirt. Who knows what they say. But at times we think he’s a “weird guy.” But be careful, it’s in the wrong place. Not the Bulgari Hotel, which among the marble and travertine suits us very well – of course! It’s not the place that’s wrong, it’s the world that’s wrong. A world that emerges from elevators and makes us forget Zendaya, Bulgari review and Luca Guadagnino’s muse.
“The Dolce Vita Returns” was the shameless headline at the opening of the Bulgari Hotel in Piazza Augusto Imperatore. A few months have passed, and now: life is still sweet, yes, but spoiled. Bandana and stilettos, she, with snow-white big toes and timeless Chanel. She’s face-to-face with him: Bermuda shorts and a Missoni shirt. Who knows what they say. But at times we think he’s a “weird guy.” But be careful, it’s in the wrong place. Not the Bulgari Hotel, which among the marble and travertine suits us very well – of course! It’s not the place that’s wrong, it’s the world that’s wrong. A world that emerges from elevators and makes us forget Zendaya, Bulgari review and Luca Guadagnino’s muse.
An ugly world of clients and patrons, reminiscent of a completely different set – and what a set. Because if you remember the episode of Grande Grosso and… Verdone – the one in which the father is forced, the mother is forced, the son is forced, all three go to a five-star hotel in Taormina to play football in lobbying and showing off their hair against the background of hairstyles and tattoos – well, if you remember this and keep it in your head, then you are ready for other, no less impressive confessions. While we drink our Bulgari cocktail (gin, Aperol, pineapple, orange and lemon juice: fresh and good, 25 euros), a mother, father and son pass by.. Landsknechts and where to find them. The father is wearing Air Jordans, the mother is wearing polka dot heels, the boy is wearing an apple green football uniform (and there really is a Verdone in the air). A very elegant waitress in a white double-breasted suit in the style of Fosco Scarselli (the first Negroni mixer) drags them somewhere. The cleaning ladies are also very elegant. Broom-wielding girls whose clients at Bulgari seem like their maids… Are you exaggerating? If you don’t believe me, go there yourself. And you will definitely catch a lady in a D&G T-shirt (an example that is extinct in the southern provinces, but has an eternal life here: what the eternity of Rome does not do!).
But oh well. It was said that this is not the place. Neither the exquisite music – Chiara Civello singing Via con me – nor the service of the man who speaks to us in a low voice and serves us drinks, or the service of the girls at the cash register with high ponytails, perfect haircuts, wearing frock coats over jeans. . This magical marble does no wrong. Like the world around, yes… This is the sweet life, beauty, in the times of Tamarro. (since from that day on, the intellectual did not issue bills: only Bulgari cocktails). And this is Bulgari. If not pearls, then still jewelry. At least for the pigs.