Can we suspend programming for all series, at least through the summer?

Elsewhere, summer is blockbuster season – and, over time, more and more, for Siri as well – and instead everyone wants to go to the beach to eat spaghetti with clams: only that would explain everything. Now that the 40-degree heat begins in April, spaghetti with clams will become the Valle d’Aosta Refuge’s signature dish.

We all want to escape but we are forced to come to the city, and – in addition to saying yes to all the invitations, aperitifs and concerts to go out and see them with that blessed air conditioning on our heads Don’t have to stay on that blessed couch. Blessed series – from time to time we have to update, especially for someone like me who does this unfortunate thing.

A profession that has so far been closed in on itself: we watch a hundred movies, a hundred series, we gossip about festival titles, we guess what we’ll see at the next Venice Film Festival, and over and over Let’s talk about it out of the general four; In fact, we are down to three so far.

In the summer, I don’t even want to be a part of those three. About that FOMO in us that we should always see everything the moment it comes out. The other day, on that blessed couch with that blessed air conditioning on my head, instead of attacking the new season of Beautiful Bear

I put an experiment on MUBI about fifteen years ago that I had lost. What a beauty, what a liberation.

And then, in fact, no one argues anymore. i don’t know any friend in the world Truth be it In fact sensitive to the toxicity of, like Sculpture (From Us on Sky and streaming now). These are the things we now write to each other and say to each other in the newspapers or what is left of them ready for the next headline, the next alleged case. next!And now no one cares about the last one, not even those people who seemed to die for not having seen such an episode of such a series timed with the United States.

,Sculpture Which, in parentheses, is the only thing we currently call it that I’ve seen. Sculpture Which didn’t even make me look as ugly as everyone else – oh well, everyone: those normal three in those normal newspapers – they keep grumbling. Confirmation of the fact that debate is no longer needed – it doesn’t exist – now, the important thing is to see, and if Twitter-Vulgate has decided this thing is a piece of cake then it will. Yes, full stop. Don’t know, I always enjoy all that in Los Angeles, that stupid Britney who still wants to tell her that I find her fun, The Weeknd will have shoulders, not Marlon Brando, but Hank Azaria, Jane Addams, Rachel Sennott, even Troye Sivan and Moses Sumney – they’re excellent. And then it’s a story that’s a story, and that’s it, head to that blessed couch to be watched with that blessed air conditioning on and no matter what comes out in the summer, ie zero . end of parentheses. In fact, no: I add that I have always had a cordial hatred of Sam Levinson, that I have never plucked my hair Excitement, and that you should be called “Genius!” Yelling should be easy. for someone Us oldies who don’t get surprised/angry at anything anymore and try to see things – much, much less – that they are without the influence of insta-Nonsense

, Well, I guess us oldies can live a little better than Gen Z who is always at war. End of parenthesis, now really.)

I said, while I was thinking obsessively about clams, that I didn’t care for anything anymore. That I will promote a law to block the programming of all series, everything and that’s all, at least in the summer. that American screenwriters are going on strike because they, too, are tired of writing stuff that will only feed “opinion” DiversityIf it turns out good – or if it turns out bad: which is a good thing anyway, at least if we talk about it, at a time when nobody’s talking about anything. wants to

i will see new in the room Impossible Goal because i always have so much fun, like barbie Which I think is the only thing capable of generating at least a little bit of hype (sorry) if not a debate. More often than not, I go where I already know what I’m going to get. i loved the last muccino cause i love muccino i will miss mrs maisel and those idiots succession (but where else would we find such nice people), the other night on that blessed couch with that blessed air conditioning over my head I started sex and the City (now called And just like that…, always Sky/Now) just because it’s reassuring, it’s like writing to an old friend “What are you doing this summer?” And already knowing that, as always, he will go to the usual Greek island with the usual kumpa with a little more pain. (Another parenthesis, this time quicker: It’s not even new.) sex and the City It’s as awful as everyone else is writing/saying – the usual three. But this time I will not go further than that.)

You will say: But it is not true that you do not see anything, you see many things. Of course, otherwise I’d have to change my job, and I’ve seen/seen a lot more than what I’ve mentioned, only that, about the true self and the writing self for that matter, I lie a bit. But one thing is definitely true. Best thing ever. series of series. Masterpiece of masterpieces. Lo, I’m on the sixth (fifth? seventh? I’ve lost count) season sell sunsetFrom last May 19 on Netflix, which says this day is like saying for three centuries; watch me season 6 sell sunset I haven’t seen it yet. And it’s a clear sign that it’s all over, that I don’t really care anymore, that I have to go and get some spaghetti with clams right away—or at least I have to eat them in a sad Milanese dehor. In between cars, see nothing, splash before finally going to the beach.