Here’s everything we (thankfully) no longer have to think about since 1999

It’s no secret that Tom Brady’s first attempt at retirement was a massive fakeout.this is what we have to say Brady’s evil plan When this story broke:

It looks like the reversal of Tom Brady’s retirement was less a reversal than a plot that went very, very wrong. PFT originally reported part of the story in late February, revealing that Brady never actually planned to quit the sport. He wants to leave the Buccaneers and become an owner of the Dolphins, and if all goes according to plan, the Dolphins will hire Sean Payton as their new head coach and Brady will negotiate a trade from Tampa Bay to become Miami’s new quarterback guard. .

Enter Brian Flores, the fired Dolphins head coach who devastated the program in a groundbreaking lawsuit alleging widespread racial discrimination in the NFL’s hiring practices. In the lawsuit, he also accuses Dolphins owner Stephen Ross of trying to bribe Flores to lose games and trying to convince Flores to recruit another active quarterback, which violated league rules, but Flores Reis refused to agree.

Active quarterback in question? Of course it’s the TB12.

Forget the fact that Miami has one of the few black head coaches in the NFL, Brian Flores, right Tom? Just like Antonio Brown, COVID, and PPP loans. It seems that all that matters is what Tom wants, everyone else be damned. Tom wanted to play for Sean Payton.

The biggest problem for Tom is that Brian Flores is smart enough to know racial discrimination when he sees it, while Tom clearly has no idea what legal discovery is.At least this time he didn’t try Destroy his phone

Smell it later, Tom Brady. I will live happily for a whole season without thinking of you once.