martin’s weekend jokes

At first I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body.

Then I was born

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– Waiter, is my beet salad ready? ? ?

– He’s at his residence…

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– What song do they sing to The Incredible Hulk on his birthday?

– Happy Green.

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I prayed to Mecca all day, but my back pain didn’t go away.

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If a madman chases a hurricane, is he insane?

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-I stole three shock absorbers at work yesterday

-what happens?

-They gave me a 3-month suspension.

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Are you still with Bullet Man?

No, this is an aerial shot.

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Doctor, is gallbladder surgery expensive?

I don’t know, I haven’t calculated it

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I’m trying a slimming cream and the pastry machine isn’t working

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Hey, are you still dating that mare?

No, I’m not willing to trot anymore.

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Is your friend still in a cult?

No, he retired.

go through?

made a lot of sacrifices

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I grew up in one of the highest crime areas in the city.

There are 2 banks, 3 ministries and 20 offices of representatives and senators

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Do vegans only eat the soles of feet?

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When a vegetarian dies. Will it be reincarnated or reborn?

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– Sir, that man is eating garbage from that thing I don’t know the name of.

– Container?

– No, with my hands.

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-Yesterday I bought a book about gastroenteritis.

-did you like it?

-No, I sent it back.

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A tourist said to a villager:

-This area must be very healthy, right?

-There is no healthier place than this: tell him we must kill someone to inaugurate the cemetery.

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