The Ballad of a Homeschooled Girl by Olivia Rodrigo

Ballad Of A Homeschooled gitl is the fifth song from GUTS, Olivia Rodrigo’s highly anticipated second album.

Lyrics to “The Ballad of a Homeschooled Girl”

The cat got my tongue
And I don’t think I get along with anyone
The blood runs cold
I’m beyond the greatest inside joke
And I hate all my clothes
It feels like my skin is not attached to my bones.
So I guess it’s time for me to go
The party’s over and I’m not having fun
I know, I know, I know, I know

I broke a glass, tripped and fell
I told secrets I shouldn’t tell
I tripped over all my words
I did it weird, I did it worse
Every time I go outside
This is social suicide
This is social suicide
I want to curl up in a ball and die
This is social suicide
Haha, haha
Ah ah ah

I laughed at the wrong time
Sat with the wrong guy (Aham)
I’m looking for how to start a conversation on the site (flirt)
Talked to this hot guy
Swore I was his type
I think he been kissing boys all night (Oh)

Everything I do is tragic (Oh)
Every guy I like is gay (Oh)
The morning after I panicked (Oh)
Oh God, what did I say? (Oh oh oh)

I broke a glass, tripped and fell
I told secrets I shouldn’t tell
I tripped over all my words
I did it weird, I did it worse
Every time I go outside
This is social suicide
This is social suicide
I want to curl up in a ball and die
This is social suicide
Haha, haha
Ah ah ah

When I’m alone I’m fine
But don’t let me go at night
This is social suicide, this is social suicide
Haha, haha
Ah ah ah
Haha, haha
Ah ah ah

I broke a glass, tripped and fell
Told secrets that I shouldn’t tell
Stumbled on all my words
Made it weird and made it worse
Every day that I’m alive
This is social suicide
This is social suicide
I want to curl up in a ball and die
This is social suicide
This is social suicide
Don’t let me go at night
I’m shocked I’m still alive
This is social suicide
Haha, haha
Haha

Thought your mom was your wife (ah-ah)
Called you the wrong name twice (Ah-ah)
I can’t think of a third line (Ah)
La-la, la-la, la-la (Ah-ah)
La-la, la-la, la-la (Ah-ah)
La-la, la-la, la-la (Ah-ah)
La-la-la-la-la-la
Ugh

Ballad of a Homeschooled Girl translation

The cat got my tongue
And I don’t think I get along with anyone
The blood runs cold
I’m beyond the biggest inside joke
And I hate all my clothes
I feel like my skin doesn’t fit tightly to my bones
So I guess it’s time for me to go
The party’s over and I’m not having fun
I know, I know, I know, I know

I broke a glass, tripped and fell
I told secrets that I shouldn’t have told
I tripped over all my words
I did it weird, I did it worse
Every time I go out
This is social suicide
This is social suicide
I want to curl up and die
This is social suicide
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

I laughed at the wrong time
I sat with the wrong person (Aham)
I’m trying to start a conversation on the site (flirting)
I was talking to this attractive guy
I swore I was his type
I think she been kissing boys all night (Oh)

Everything I do is tragic (Oh)
Every boy I like is gay (Oh)
The next morning I panicked (Oh)
Oh God, what did I say? (Oh oh oh)

I broke a glass, tripped and fell
I told secrets that I shouldn’t have told
I tripped over all my words
I did it weird, I did it worse
Every time I go out
This is social suicide
This is social suicide
I want to curl up and die
This is social suicide
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

When I’m alone I’m fine
But don’t let me go out at night
This is social suicide, this is social suicide
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

I broke a glass, tripped and fell
I told secrets I shouldn’t tell
Tripped over all my words
That made it weird and made it even worse.
Every day that I’m alive
This is social suicide
This is social suicide
I want to curl up and die
This is social suicide
This is social suicide
Don’t let me go out at night
I’m shocked I’m still alive
This is social suicide
Ha ha ha ha
Haha

I thought your mother was your wife (Ah-ah)
I called you by the wrong name twice (Ah-ah)
I can’t think of a third line (Ah-ah)
La-la, la-la, la-la (Ah-ah)
La-la, la-la, la-la (Ah-ah)
La-la, la-la, la-la (Ah-ah)
La-la-la-la-la-la
Ugh