The Idol has the worst sex scene ever according to British GQ

“But seriously, has anyone on this series ever had sex?” asks Lucy Ford in the subtitle of a hilarious article published on british gc, In the piece, without further delay, Ford crowns the second episode’s closure. Sculpture (available exclusively on Sky and now from 5 June, in the original version and with Italian subtitles, as well as in the United States), as the worst sex scene ever put on a screen. And then he describes it: “In the last 10 minutes of the second episode Sculpture, we see Jocelyn (Lily-Rose Depp) and Tedros (Abel Tesfaye) fuck off. In fact, more specifically, we see Jocelyn masturbating with a red scarf tied around her head, while Tedros, fully clothed, leans against the back of a chair and enjoys such unnecessary sex. engages in chatter that sounds familiar to anyone who has secretly accessed a browser window. age of 14″.

But the best part of Ford’s description comes later: “‘I want to squeeze your ass while I poke you with my cock,'” he says with the gusto of someone who’s just discovered he has to double shift. Have to work. As he stares at her with blank eyes (though it is unclear if this is a specific acting choice), the camera zooms in on Jocelyn carrying out his orders. She turns over on the bed almost naked, spreading her legs over his legs and clutching her neck as if strangling herself. We’d be hesitant to say he enjoys the experience, even though he moans at high speed which tells you he must be feeling something. Tedros rises from his crouch to unzip his pants with all the energy and sexiness of Gollum. The camera slowly pans away from the actual action in a moment of awe-inspiring modesty, asking us to leave the rest to the imagination. But if Tedros’ verbal fantasies are anything to go by, we’re not missing much.” What can I say, after such a brilliant description, all that’s left is to rush to see the second installment of the series. which, even before it was available to the public, was already one of the most hated of the year, if only to be able to cringe together with the article’s author. Sorry for the Too Good (singer, and actor No: apparently not everyone knows how to do everything) The Weeknd, a man who will hardly even look sexy in our eyes after this scene (a pity actually, because until now he always was successful).