A metaphor for a country where someone always pays someone else’s bill. However, do we pay someone’s bill based on evidence or just on the word of the restaurateur? And do foreign embassies pay the bills of their insolvent compatriots in Italy?Well, it’s a joke
Vitalba Azzollini @vitalbaa
Taxi drivers fined in Turin for riding in Bermuda shorts justify themselves: “It’s in solidarity with customers left in their underwear.”
Gianni Makeda. Italy today
Oste kills two American tourists: they smeared ketchup on a T-bone steak
Lercio.it
Everyone is going to Albania this year because a toast there costs twice as much as one euro!
Gianluca Cotza @cotza_gianluca
“skeptics”
According to the SWG poll, 15 percent (of Italians) disagree with Galileo: they think the Earth is flat. 17 percent say “the Holocaust never happened.” 18 percent are sure that “reptilians are among us, they look like some kind of politicians and rule the world.” This is not enough. 25 percent are convinced that “vaccines are a method of mass control through 5G.” 29 percent that “the moon landing never happened, and the shooting was done on the set.” 32 percent that “the attack on the Twin Towers was orchestrated by the United States.”
Michael the Great, Liszt.
(thanks to Italia Oggi for the report)
Regarding the suicide of Luca Giuseppe Reale Ruffino, President of the Visibilia Editore, Pierpaolo Lio notes in Corriere della Sera that “Ruttino is neither under investigation, nor, much less, the subject of investigation by investigators.” Who cares?
from Italy today
Donzelli vs. Crosetto at Vannacci. Let’s prepare the Colosseum to see who has it harder.
@mariobacterium
Only three weeks left before #schools starts.
@mariobacterium
She first sanctioned Travis Scott’s super concert at Circus Maximus and later regretted it. Yes, Superintendent Alfonsina Russo agreed, but she said not to dance too much. It had to be done slowly. He wrote it down! (…1 Sixty thousand young people at a concert by one of America’s most famous rappers must have froze because she thought it over. (My) instructions to turn down the volume and not to jump “were not followed.” But then why were these landsknechts dancing?
Salvatore Merlo, Liszt.
Economic Lessons from China
Joe Biden has issued an executive order restricting US investment in China’s tech sector.
(…) Beijing, as expected, did not take it very well. An anonymous Commerce Department spokesman said the order “deviates seriously from the market economy that the US has always promoted.
Claudio Paudis, HuffPost.
I swear it’s not my invention
New battle for Codacons: If the #ECB sends a letter to Italy about the excess profit provision of #banks, the association says it is ready “if necessary” to condemn “Lagarde” for unjustified interference in public affairs”.
@scarlots
“I’m going to Brazil,” he said.
“Beautiful! How much?” the friend asked.
“One year. I do sambatics.”
An infinite number of moments passed. The friend clenched his fingers tightly, then said:
“You know this joke is terrible, right?”
“Of course I know,” another replied, and then, with a frown, “I’m leaving just for this.”
The friend looked at his hands and saw that his little finger was broken.
Joshua Held
Damn it really works…
@_____J0KER_____
Sympathy
– Dad, what does sympathy mean?
– well, this is the ability to put oneself in the place of those who suffer
– ah, looks a bit like you when you park in handicapped spaces
@sirius1936
Protest….
@sirius1936
When your friends come over for dinner
Paris 1945
@fasc1nate
The level of education
@sirius1936
Well… I need to explain this…
@patchagil
“here’s a blood bag for you and your family… now let’s sleep”
– no thanks, I don’t take bribes, I work honestly
@Laure_Esmeralda
Hard times….
– I would really like us to go further together.
– ok, then you pay for gas
@Laure_Esmeralda
Real keeper
– Mom, because all of us Indians have strange names like Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, Full Moon…
– Because it depends on what happened at that particular moment, … Now go to sleep … The condom is washed off
@patchagil
– This delicious cabbage, where did you find the recipe?
– Based on the novel by Agatha Christie.
@Laure_Esmeralda
Rare image of a Greek god consulting his smartphone
@ComplotsFaciles
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