We all remember her sitting on the back of that wrecking ball or smoking bongs and twerking like a possessed woman, making convulsive well-meaning gestures around the world. As well as high-profile statements meant to upset Disney (who discovered her and cast her as Hannah Montana). Miley Cyrus turns 30 today, and with her new single Used to Be Young, she celebrates a sad requiem for the tumultuous years that have been. In short, the former “Pickle Ball” was born an arsonist and then became a fireman. I’m glad she…
REquiem for a queen, we even played Miley Cyrus. The pop star turned 30 and has sadly settled down. In the new single Used to be young, shows off her full swing against a pitch black backdrop as she sings about how young (and “wild”) she was in the past. She had fun, yes, she admits it, but now those glorious times are gone. We will no longer see her on the back of a wrecking ball, smoking bongs or driving sane people to despair with her world-famous tarantolized twerks. And she didn’t even upset Disney, who discovered her and glorified the role of Hannah Montana in the teenage series of the same name, thanks to dirty remarks about sex, drugs and rock and roll. Not that we really needed Cyrus’ riots, but it’s always a little heartbreaking to see an arsonist “die” by a firefighter. Especially if he even boasts about this song, released on Friday, August 25th and already a stream champion, which has as much enthusiasm as a response psalm. Can he make big money at all? Yes, sure. However, to give an example, we have never seen Madonna complain about any (or actual) “excesses” of the past. Perhaps because the real queen has always perceived every movement on stage as art, and not as something to be ashamed of in hindsight. Instead of, the terrible girl of world pop music decided to give up, become bourgeois and turn into a stereotype of a wise old aunt who has seen a lot and knows everything. Mephisto save us and become free.
PMiley can buy herself flowers and write her name in the sand without help. How much talent lies in one person is amazing. We Know About These Incredible Skills Thanks To The Worldwide Hit Flowersprevious single a Used to be young, as well as a song dedicated to her divorce from actor Liam Hemsworth, with whom she has been linked for ten years. Literally, “When Two Leave Each Other” by Anna Tatangelo, who nonetheless did it with a catchy chorus, and in the end, the piece is perfect for what it’s supposed to do: be on the Temptation Island soundtrack.
“I know that I was crazy. I know that I was funny. You say that I was wild. I say I was young,” Miley sings like she’s 85 today, front row rosary in the village parish. Painful, very painful secrets. In the video, he has two shiny glittery eyes and a Mickey Mouse face shirt. Yes, his relationship with Disney would have at least made Freud happy. We, in turn, always had only one argument, and it never came out of it: it was Hannah Montana, she got bored with this role of a good girl, and she became a wild bad girl. Now he is giving up this “phase” because he wants to resell himself as sciura bene. We make a sad statement.
Noand various promotional videos posted to bring the song into the hyperuranium mainstream, when she speaks, she has the same voice as Belen Rodriguez if Belen Rodriguez spoke English. And this is perhaps the only pearl of such valuable content. Miley really talks too much about this “epoch-making” personal change we’ve seen here, perhaps only with Claudia Call. With all the ensuing boredom. Being an umbilical cord is important to an artist (not always, but it can be a resource). However, talking and acting like an old 30-year-old aunt is a little restless.
In life, you grow, mature and communicate, but the artist, in fact, must be able to do it in such a way that it is still entertainment. Cyrus failed this mission by posing as a man considering joining the Ursulines. Of course, he will continue to sell and become an international pop star. And also because once you reach this level, almost nothing can dethrone you. Not even being the star of one of the loftiest parts (season 5, episode 3) that Black Mirror remembers. And there, obviously, his “character” was played by a young star forced by a bad “record company” to be a product, not a person. Simply because repetita iuvant. So that the milk reaches the knees very well, more than anything. Will Miley ever be able to say, to paraphrase Sorrentino, “anything else” other than “It was the hand of Disney”?
Try today. And it fails. Finally freed from Major Mickey Mouse and the supposed monsters of his past, Cyrus is finally able to show himself for who he is: a very boring, ordinary man in his 30s offering his apologies and reciprocal psalms because the days of “fun” are long gone. What a fine. Let’s hope this doesn’t even happen to us when we’re 100 years old. However, Miley’s sister is with us. For 48 hours. Light and lively, like a crack. We didn’t deserve it. Amen.